this is how we rock easter in east van

with a side of rotting corpse...

while it's no secret that i LOVE martha stewart (and don't care who knows it!) , even a lover such as i has to wonder what finally snapped in martha's brain when i am faced with a recipe called a decomposed salad. i mean, EW...
the wilted lettuce, the slimey cucumber and the radishes slowly turning to mush, oozing pungent juices into your refrigerator's crisper. hey, kids! it's time for a decomposed salad! gotta get back to the earth, here, see? gotta eat your veggies when they've almost returned to dirt.

martha, i love you, but what's next? mildew mash? rotted risotto? decapitated chicken? oh, wait... i guess that would be better than one with a head.